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🌈 Mount Penus

Imagine if they made a movie where it was like a few explorers and they were exploring a mountain and they got to the top and it turns out it was a huge penus like the mountain was one big penus and one of the guy fell in the urethra and went in the cum and then the cum was like hot lava and then the explorers started freaking out and going back down the mountain and then the mountain penus ejaculated and then the cum was like magma and they are running down the mountain to escape and then basically they are like on everest but its a penus instead and its like a commentary on mother nature and father time. And then the sequal they discover huge balls in the ocean and they go to explore them and its like a pscyhological thriller meets oceangate meets huge ocean ballsack. TAGLINE FOR THE MOVIE: "YOU THOUGHT MT. EVEREST WAS HARD..."

Posted: July 22, 2025

🌀 PEenus

Penus

Posted: July 21, 2025

I love eating Cheeseburgers

I am currently trying to figure this site out. I have spent the past 20 days trying to learn html cause its fun and interesting. Its really hard. Sometime I wonder if I should go back to doing drugs instead.

Posted: July 21, 2025